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\hskip0.5truein{\bf Ode to a Heineken Beer}
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Nothing so slakes a Texas thirst
As a beer whose delectable bubbles burst
On a palate, tongue, and esophagus
Where the taste bud cluster's gregarious.
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And nothing so pleases a Texas taste
As a beer you can feel from throat to waist
Caressing and soothing the gastro track
With a taste and a texture ambrosiac.
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That beer makes other beers feel cursed:
When {\it they}\/ bubble best, the comparison's {\it worst}\/!
What beer produces this luscious foam
That trickles and tickles it long way home?
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What brew transcends the delicious level
To make a gourmet beer drinker revel?
Why Heineken beer is the beer named first
By the drinkers of beer who are most well versed.
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Their sipping, with accolades interspersed,
Is gripping because of their compliments tersed
Through lips that are willingly, killingly pursed
To receive the draught that is fittingly first.
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Their eyes are graced, their lips are kissed
By the reineken, feineken Heineken mist,
And their noses feel they have been wet-nurs'd
When the tiny, Heine-ken bubbles burst!
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{\hskip 1.5truein \sl Robert E. Shutes}
{\hskip 1.5truein \sl April 18, 1974}
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%	College Station, TX 77841	    Mobile, Alabama 36689
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